Contrary to box office results, here’s why we hated some of the biggest Bollywood blockbusters this year 2011
has been the year of many disappointments, especially in Hindi cinema.
In most cases, the hype generated before the release rarely lived up to
the promise. While many of these films actually managed to pull in the
audience purely for their star appeal, in retrospect, we still can’t get
ourselves to see them in a different light. Here’s our list Bollywood
blockbusters that failed to impress:
RA.ONE
Science fiction is an oxymoron. And when this genre is sprinkled with moronic humour and logic takes a beating from hell, you know you've punched your tickets for 'R.A.One'. With metallic blue and red costumes right out of Falguni Pathak's wardrobe, this out-of-console experience offers laughs, dances and androids touching humans in more ways than considered socially acceptable. Insert coin to read more.
Bodyguard
The beauty of a Salman Khan
film is that it doesn't claim to be anything but just that. But when
you pack in sappy melodrama, clichéd characterisation, a pathetic love
story and action scenes choreographed in outer space, not even a Katrina
Kaif item number can save the day. Read more
Rockstar
This
film says that depression, apart from making one horny, ignites the
artist in one. But our lead, Janardhan Jakhar/JJ (Ranbir Kapoor) was
neither adopted, nor abused as a child to feel down enough to become
like his idol, Jim Morrison. So, to pursue pain, JJ flirts with college
hottie and serial heart-breaker, Heer Kaul (Nargis Fakhri).
He hopes to be dumped, shattered and consequently become a musical
genius. But following several awkward proposals, JJ and Heer actually
bond over doing wild things, which they trigger off by saying, ‘gandh
machaate hain!’ Read more
Desi Boyz
Movies
on recession focus on two things: the trying state of affairs on being
sacked or career options that are recession-proof. 'Desi Boyz'
combines the two. Ironically, our lead duo lose their shirts to the
global meltdown and then end up becoming male escorts, a profession that
thrives on shedding of clothing. And since this could make our censor
board a bit queasy, the filmmaker provides enough moral policing to
almost seem like a statutory warning on how disgraceful this career
choice can be. Read more
RA.ONE
Science fiction is an oxymoron. And when this genre is sprinkled with moronic humour and logic takes a beating from hell, you know you've punched your tickets for 'R.A.One'. With metallic blue and red costumes right out of Falguni Pathak's wardrobe, this out-of-console experience offers laughs, dances and androids touching humans in more ways than considered socially acceptable. Insert coin to read more.
Bodyguard
Rockstar
Desi Boyz